Old Man

An old couple celebrating their sixtieth wedding anniversary are flipping through channels when they come across some porn. The old man looks at the woman and says, "So, do you think we could do it like them?"

She says, "Well, I don't see why not," so he goes upstairs and takes a shower, puts on some aftershave, and tries to look nice for her. He comes back down to his wife, only to find standing on her head.

"What the hell are you doing?" he asks.

"Well," she replies, "I thought if you couldn't get it up, maybe you could drop it in."